Send Money Now!
(Suspicious looking link)
I like a scam artist who doesn't mess about. SEND ME YOU MONEY, no need to tell me why. I didn't click on the link as it appeared to be made up of random letters and numbers and something told me it would take me to a Russian website.
8 Stars Out Of Ten
Thursday, February 3, 2011
PLEASE GIVE URGENT ATTENTION TO THIS EMAIL. By Solomon Adams.
Good Day,
My name is Mr Solomon Adams, A Manager in Accounting department in Banque Regionale De Solidarite (B.R.S). I have a business proposal in the tune of $10.5m, (Ten Million Five hundred Thousand only) to transfer into your account,after the successful transfer, we shall share in ratio of 40% for you and 60% for me.Should you be interested, please contact me immediately so we can commence all arrangements and i will give you more information on how we would handle the project.
Please treat this business with utmost confidentiality and send me the
Following:
(1) Full names:
(2) Private phone number:
(3) Current residential address:
(4) Occupation:
(5) Age and Sex:
Kind Regards,
Mr.Solomon Adams.
WELL IF YOU INSIST, MAYBE I WILL GIVE THIS EMAIL URGENT ATTENTION!!! I am getting a little bored with these scam emails, the constant promise of millions of dollars in exchange for my common sense. Adams promises me 40 percent of the ten million on offer, of course his share is 60 percent cause he's a greedy bastard, now considering this money doesn't exist, I'm more than happy to increase his cut to 90 percent. How generous am i?
3 Stars Out Of Ten.
My name is Mr Solomon Adams, A Manager in Accounting department in Banque Regionale De Solidarite (B.R.S). I have a business proposal in the tune of $10.5m, (Ten Million Five hundred Thousand only) to transfer into your account,after the successful transfer, we shall share in ratio of 40% for you and 60% for me.Should you be interested, please contact me immediately so we can commence all arrangements and i will give you more information on how we would handle the project.
Please treat this business with utmost confidentiality and send me the
Following:
(1) Full names:
(2) Private phone number:
(3) Current residential address:
(4) Occupation:
(5) Age and Sex:
Kind Regards,
Mr.Solomon Adams.
WELL IF YOU INSIST, MAYBE I WILL GIVE THIS EMAIL URGENT ATTENTION!!! I am getting a little bored with these scam emails, the constant promise of millions of dollars in exchange for my common sense. Adams promises me 40 percent of the ten million on offer, of course his share is 60 percent cause he's a greedy bastard, now considering this money doesn't exist, I'm more than happy to increase his cut to 90 percent. How generous am i?
3 Stars Out Of Ten.
Wednesday, February 2, 2011
ASIA PROMOTIONS. By Asia Promotions.
ASIA LOTTERY PROMOTIONS
AWARD NOTIFICATION
CONGRATULATIONS! Your email address has won as a result of your visiting various websites we are running an e-business promotions for. You have been approved for the payment of the sum of US$800,000,00 from the total prize of US$8,550,000.00.
Your Winning Ticket Number. 490-143-3014
Your Serial Number. 214-56
Your lucky draw Numbers are. 2, 5, 9, 54, 49, 14 Bonus Number 59
Your INSURANCE Number: FLD718/470D/GMSA
Contact your claims agent immediately.
REYS CHU
FOREIGN SERVICES MANAGER,
BEIJING CONSUMER FINANCE COMPANY
TAOJIN LU,GUANGZHOU,CHINA.
*********
MRS.XE ZHOU
VICE PRESIDENT INT.PROMOTIONS
Here is another lottery theme junk email. Just to notify me that my email address has apparently WON, although i wouldn't describe an email address which is subjected to crap emails like this as a WINNER. This email confuses me, to many numbers not enough entertainment value. Although I wonder if any of those so called lucky draw numbers are worth using for the real lottery.
1 Star Out Of Ten
AWARD NOTIFICATION
CONGRATULATIONS! Your email address has won as a result of your visiting various websites we are running an e-business promotions for. You have been approved for the payment of the sum of US$800,000,00 from the total prize of US$8,550,000.00.
Your Winning Ticket Number. 490-143-3014
Your Serial Number. 214-56
Your lucky draw Numbers are. 2, 5, 9, 54, 49, 14 Bonus Number 59
Your INSURANCE Number: FLD718/470D/GMSA
Contact your claims agent immediately.
REYS CHU
FOREIGN SERVICES MANAGER,
BEIJING CONSUMER FINANCE COMPANY
TAOJIN LU,GUANGZHOU,CHINA.
*********
MRS.XE ZHOU
VICE PRESIDENT INT.PROMOTIONS
Here is another lottery theme junk email. Just to notify me that my email address has apparently WON, although i wouldn't describe an email address which is subjected to crap emails like this as a WINNER. This email confuses me, to many numbers not enough entertainment value. Although I wonder if any of those so called lucky draw numbers are worth using for the real lottery.
1 Star Out Of Ten
You Have Won 5000,000 USD. By The Australian Lottery Ofice.
Congratullations. Please Reply With Band Details.
This email is pretty much straight up and down, we want to scam you, but we're lazy about it. So lazy that they have failed to spell check the most integral word, BANK. I was tempted to reply back with some BAND details, like the name of our drummer, chords to one of our five songs and upcoming shows, but i was too lazy. The other thing is why The Australian Lottery Ofice, which as you've guessed doesn't exist, would be handing out large sums of money in US dollars. What's that, I've won? But I didn't even enter!! But I credit them for being so stupid and lazy it's amusing.
3 Stars Out Of Ten.
This email is pretty much straight up and down, we want to scam you, but we're lazy about it. So lazy that they have failed to spell check the most integral word, BANK. I was tempted to reply back with some BAND details, like the name of our drummer, chords to one of our five songs and upcoming shows, but i was too lazy. The other thing is why The Australian Lottery Ofice, which as you've guessed doesn't exist, would be handing out large sums of money in US dollars. What's that, I've won? But I didn't even enter!! But I credit them for being so stupid and lazy it's amusing.
3 Stars Out Of Ten.
Hi Dearest One. By Cynthia Justin Yak.
| Beloved, Let me first introduce myself to you, I am a citizen of Sudan but currently staying in Burkina Faso. My name is Cynthia Justin Yak, 24years old originated from Sudan. I got your E-mail address/profile through my internet search from your country national chamber of commerce when I was searching for a good and trust worthy person who will be my friend and I believe that it is better we get to know each other better and trust each other because I believe any good relationship will only last if it is built on truth and real love. My father Dr. Justin Yak Arop was the former Minister for SPLA Affairs and Special Adviser to President Salva Kiir of South Sudan for Decentralization. My father Dr. Justin Yak and my mother including other top Military officers and top government officials had been on board when the plane crashed on Friday May 02 2008. You can read more about the crash through the below ************** (shady looking link to the bbc.co.co.co) After the burial of my father, my uncles conspired and sold my father’s properties to a Chinese Expatriate and live nothing for me. On a faithful morning, I opened my father's briefcase and found out the documents which he have deposited huge amount of money in one bank in Burkina Faso with my name as the next of kin. I travelled to Burkina Faso to withdraw the money so that I can start a better life and take care of myself. On my arrival, the Branch manager of the Bank whom I met in person told me that my father's instruction to the bank was the money be release to me only when I am married or present a trustee who will help me and invest the money overseas. I have chosen to contact you after my prayers and I believe that you will not betray my trust. But rather take me as your own sister. Though you may wonder why I am so soon revealing myself to you without knowing you, well, I will say that my mind convinced me that you are the true person to help me. More so, I will like to disclose much to you if you can help me to relocate to your country because my uncle has threatened to assassinate me. The amount is $8.4 Million and I have confirmed from the bank in Burkina Faso. You will also help me to place the money in a more profitable business venture in your Country. However, you will help by recommending a nice University in your country so that I can complete my studies. It is my intention to compensate you with 10% of the total money for your services and the balance shall be my capital in your establishment. As soon as I receive your interest in helping me, I will put things into action immediately. In the light of the above, I shall appreciate an urgent message indicating your ability and willingness to handle this transaction sincerely. Please do keep this only to your self. Sincerely yours, Cynthia Justin Yak. Ignoring a disclaimer that insists that i keep this only to myself, i couldn't help but share this delightful work of absolute rubbish. This is a highly entertaining email, with twists and turns, dead fathers, lost fortunes, evil uncles, Chinese expatriates and assassinations, it almost sounds like a brilliant idea for a movie. Yak even includes a plane crash, just to sprinkle some much needed action and suspense into the mix. Apparently Yak needs to be relocated to another country, preferably mine, to avoid "assassination", but more importantly to continue studies at a "nice" university, these studies might possibly include creative writing, because it's clear that Yak has a skill for writing fiction. I seriously think I may send this to a Hollywood studio, working title "Hi Dearest One", with Nicole Kidman ideally in the role as Yak. 7 Stars Out Of 10 |
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