Dearest Partner. By Joel Askasi.

Dearest Partner, I am Mrs Sonia Alafinja from Ivory Coast. I am a widow being that I lost my husband a couple of months ago . My husband was a serving director of  the Cocoa exporting board until his death . He was assassinated last january 2011 by the rebels following the political  uprising. Before his death he deposited some money in one Bank organization here in Burkina faso the amount is to the tune of $7.5M. According to my late husband, the money is meant for unward transfer  to his partner for the importation of cocoa processing machine. I have plans to do investment in your country, like real estate and industrial production. This is my reason for writing to you. Please if you are willing to assist me and my only daughter Samba, indicate your interest in replying soonest. Thanks and best regards. Mrs Sonia Alafinja You're really trying to pull at my heartstrings "Sonia", with yet another novel-esque tale of assassination, political espionage, exotic and foreign locations and cocoa! I'll be sure to forward this onto James Bond. Unfortunately you have failed to offer me anything except for maybe a warm fuzzy feeling in my heart, knowing that I have assisted some scam artist fulfill his dream of owning a fancy car with gold rimmed tyres. 4 Stars Out Of Ten.

Bracelet. By Laurel Rhoades

Hello Blue
                
The watch of your vision has become reasonable today.
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Today I received my two watches. Both watches were spectacular, you guys did a wonderful job and I will definitely recommend you to all my friends!
Thank
                    Laurel Rhoades
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Laurel, Laurel, Laurel! I'm not sure what illicit substance you smoked before the composition of this email, but it was definitely of the strong variety. The watch of my vision has become reasonable? I wasn't aware that I had watch for my vision, nor that it was at anytime unreasonable. But who am i to argue with someone who today received two watches, spectacular ones none the less. 


3 Stars Out of 10