My sincere apologies if this letter causes any form of Irritation/Embarrassment whatsoever, I would want to demand a high level of maturity from you while reading this letter.
I am proposing a very high profiled business transaction to you with returns very lucrative. In the pursuit of this business, it involves huge specific amount I can't mention here for security reasons. Everything concerning this project shall be legally done without hitches. You would be given more information upon your response to this correspondence.
If you feel you can have this handled, please let me know, so that I send you attached comprehensive details of this transaction. You should send me response to my Email :
***********
Once again my apologies if this letter cause any form of Irritation/Embarrassment, but if you are not
interested delete this email immediately.
Sincerely,
Chong W Philip..
Email : ***********
Once again my apologies if this letter cause any form of Irritation/Embarrassment, but if you are not
interested delete this email immediately.
Sincerely,
Chong W Philip..
Email : ***********
The repeated apologies for being irritating and embarrassing, probably indicate that Philip is a novice at irritation. He even suggests that if i am not interested, that i simply delete the email immediately. This is the most courteous junk email i have ever received, it almost reads like a job application. Unfortunately Philip comes across more shady and underhanded with his suggestions of lucrative returns to people of a high level of maturity. In other words he wants to rob the elderly of their pension and no amount of textbook email etiquette can disguise his wicked intentions. But thanks again Mr. Philip i will wholeheartedly take your suggestion of deleting this immediately.
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