With all due respect, may you please forgive my intrusion into your privacy. But firstly, let me introduce myself. I am Mr. Denuega D. Nawende, Director of the Audit section of African Development Bank, Ouagadougou Burkina-Faso in West Africa. I am contacting you based on the fact that your profile as gotten from the federal chamber of commerce was good and commendable. This message might meet you in utmost surprise, however, it's just my urgent need for foreign partner that made me contact you for a business transaction.
When auditing abandoned and outstanding accounts of the bank (ADB), I was privileged to discover the secret file of one of our late customers, who was involved in a plane crash while on a trip along with his entire family on 31 July 2005 and the all lost there lives.. He lodges some money into this bank either for personal use or for business of which we could not disclose. The said amount was US$10.5M (Ten Million, Five Hundred Thousand USA Dollars).
My several frantic search proved unsuccessful as he neither left no Will nor any next of kin to this fund. Therefore, I have personally decided to contact you to seek your consent and to present you as the next of kin so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you for our mutual benefit. As a foreigner, you stand a better position to be presented through documentation as the bonafide next of kin and partner since the deceased is also a foreigner. I can not do this deal alone as a citizen of Burkina-Faso. I have the opportunity of transferring this left over as I am the director of the Audit and Reconciliation section of the Bank, if only you will give me a full assurance that you can handle this business.
If you agree to my business proposal and on receipt of your positive response, further details and modalities for the transfer will be forwarded to you.
Your prompt response, even to the contrary, will be highly appreciated. You can write me on my personal e-mail address: ********.
With best regards,
Mr. Denuega D. Nawende. (Comic Sans Edited Out)
On opening, before even reading the email, i am appalled that anyone would use comic sans, nobody, nobody should ever use comic sans. My eyes scan across, when i see the words West Africa and words and names i can't pronounce, i can only assume that our "pleasant" friends the Nigerians are up to their old tricks again. Now the prospect of having Ten Million, Five Hundred Thousand USA Dollars is rather exciting, however I'm sure if they gave that to me or anyone, the entire African Development Bank would go into decline, and maybe even the whole of West Africa. But when somebody reads these emails do they think, wait a minute, i don't know anyone in Africa, this is obviously one of those infamous Nigerian scams i've seen on daytime television, unfortunately many don't. Sadly a pensioner on television not so long a go had been drawn in and lost over ten thousand dollars, her son with a bad comb over and penchant for metal band singlets was angered and understandably. These Nigerians aren't very creative with their tactics, they could be far more imaginative with their deception, and maybe not mention that you are Nigerian or West African, because we're kinda on to you now. Please Nigerians STOP trying to take people's money with these lame cons and how about you stick to making quality afrobeat records.
3 Stars Out Of Ten
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